What a great new uniform policy

What a great new uniform policy

To be a model do you even really need a head?

To be a model do you even really need a head?

(Source: jyunf)

I call it the personality technique

I call it the personality technique

I am always disappointed when I can’t find my pants

I am always disappointed when I can’t find my pants

(via i-hate-the-beach)

and Undereducated am I right?!

and Undereducated am I right?!

(via fou3iapandaisia)

No.

No.

(Source: hedonisticalien)

There is a reason I buy a lot of carrots even tho I am allergic to them.

There is a reason I buy a lot of carrots even tho I am allergic to them.

And people wonder why the shelves on the bottom are always empty

And people wonder why the shelves on the bottom are always empty

Nope that would be a white white, or a white grey

Nope that would be a white white, or a white grey

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

Heels always get me out of speeding tickets

Heels always get me out of speeding tickets

(Source: alwaysbeperfectbaby, via sexydressfashion)

I love it when my girlfriend isn’t wearing panties.

I love it when my girlfriend isn’t wearing panties.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

Always match your panties to your sweater, fashion 101 yo.

Always match your panties to your sweater, fashion 101 yo.

(via noia-calenta)

When regular pig tails are just too simple.

When regular pig tails are just too simple.

(Source: itslatingirl, via satanicbarbiedoll)

I thought girls hated it when they were wearing the same outfit.

I thought girls hated it when they were wearing the same outfit.

(Source: sexydressfashion, via sexydressfashion)

If you get cold you wear a hoodie, not pants. Female legs are immune to thermodynaics

If you get cold you wear a hoodie, not pants. Female legs are immune to thermodynaics

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via naughty-butt-nice)