Those are some really shiny floors

Those are some really shiny floors

(Source: legsofheaven, via legsofheaven)

What a fascinating documentary

What a fascinating documentary

(Source: xsbarbies, via thesexualrelease)

I hate it when i wake up and it is still dark because of all my fabulous hair

I hate it when i wake up and it is still dark because of all my fabulous hair

(via the-b-train)

A shirt this small doesn’t have a proper tail tisk tisk

A shirt this small doesn’t have a proper tail tisk tisk

Those are not handles silly female ….well not handles for you.

Those are not handles silly female ….well not handles for you.

(via the-b-train)

Everyone loves a woman of the sea

Everyone loves a woman of the sea

(Source: royeah, via its-a-kitten)

Yeah i think it is a very fashionable item, it expresses your personality.

Yeah i think it is a very fashionable item, it expresses your personality.

(via thesexualrelease)

Cant take a bath without water silly female.

Cant take a bath without water silly female.

(Source: hogtiedbabes, via cumkittycat)

The bigger the belt the smaller the skirt

The bigger the belt the smaller the skirt

(Source: lingeriesheaven, via legsofheaven)

it is important to properly massage the butt

(via jerseydaddyandlittleprincess)

That was a really short imaginary blowjob

That was a really short imaginary blowjob

oldninja:

Wonder what kind it is?

Probably something lame like vanilla

oldninja:

Wonder what kind it is?

Probably something lame like vanilla

(Source: levanstuff, via restricted-senses)

Taking off the skirt followed by the bra is an odd way to undress.

Taking off the skirt followed by the bra is an odd way to undress.

(Source: asiangoldmine, via naughty-schoolgirl)

Does it still count if you buy the shirt yourself?

Does it still count if you buy the shirt yourself?

(Source: tnatatsandass, via bimbofactory)

Always inflate your air bags before impact

Always inflate your air bags before impact