Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture

Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture

(Source: legsofheaven)

And she is still really short

And she is still really short

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Always match your shoes to your laptop 

Always match your shoes to your laptopĀ 

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saying ill lick all the bubbles off of you may seem sexy, but it really isn’t

saying ill lick all the bubbles off of you may seem sexy, but it really isn’t

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Not sure what I like more her or the chair

Not sure what I like more her or the chair

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I am almost most sand when i am adorable.

I am almost most sand when i am adorable.

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Studying waves is much more interesting with butts

Studying waves is much more interesting with butts

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You have the strangest travel pajamas

You have the strangest travel pajamas

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Those are some really shiny floors

Those are some really shiny floors

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What a fascinating documentary

What a fascinating documentary

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I hate it when i wake up and it is still dark because of all my fabulous hair

I hate it when i wake up and it is still dark because of all my fabulous hair

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A shirt this small doesn’t have a proper tail tisk tisk

A shirt this small doesn’t have a proper tail tisk tisk

Those are not handles silly female ….well not handles for you.

Those are not handles silly female ….well not handles for you.

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Everyone loves a woman of the sea

Everyone loves a woman of the sea

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Yeah i think it is a very fashionable item, it expresses your personality.

Yeah i think it is a very fashionable item, it expresses your personality.

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