Anonymous asked: "Old enough to have gained the knowledge that this is a fickle vain question." fickle? Sorry.. In what year of our lord did your lady mother push you from the warmth of her womb into the cruel light of humanity? Is that better?

That is still the same question sir, as I take it you do not understand why the question is pointless I could be 12, 21, 48, 64 or 7 and a half thank you very much. But that is a number of which does not matter the length of my existence matters to non but the government for tracking purposes.  

Anonymous asked: How old are you?

Old enough to have gained the knowledge that this is a fickle vain question.

She isn’t going to get any proper cleaning done with that little water.

She isn’t going to get any proper cleaning done with that little water.

I don’t think those are proper bikini bottoms…..

I don’t think those are proper bikini bottoms…..

I think that knot serves no purpose.

I think that knot serves no purpose.

Many people have been injured due to lack of signage. 

Many people have been injured due to lack of signage. 

Time to go commit crimes in Russia, or just be a journalist. 

Time to go commit crimes in Russia, or just be a journalist. 

I hate it when my pun is already on the picture.

I hate it when my pun is already on the picture.

Someone took a picture of my fantasy. 

Someone took a picture of my fantasy. 

Her bra is measuring heart beat.

Her bra is measuring heart beat.

Everyone hates waking up in the morning wearing sexy lingerie.

Everyone hates waking up in the morning wearing sexy lingerie.

I like bums.

I like bums.

I think women just lounge around in thigh highs when alone all day, I do not wish this thought to be rebuked. 

I think women just lounge around in thigh highs when alone all day, I do not wish this thought to be rebuked. 

People do weird things while high, luckily this is not one of those times.

People do weird things while high, luckily this is not one of those times.

Just do it.

Just do it.