the more creative the top the more chances it has to fall off

the more creative the top the more chances it has to fall off

(Source: bigtataz, via thesexualrelease)

Sit still we have 4 more to go

Sit still we have 4 more to go

(Source: duncan881488, via sirsplayground)

I like my coffee mug to have the same stripe scheme as my panties

I like my coffee mug to have the same stripe scheme as my panties

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via naughty-butt-nice)

Lean a bit more forward i can’t fully see your “hair” in this lighting

Lean a bit more forward i can’t fully see your “hair” in this lighting

(Source: yogaasses)

This is part 1 of my 1/2 part series called “Confused Asians Squatting”

This is part 1 of my 1/2 part series called “Confused Asians Squatting”

(Source: akazya, via inadequatepenis)

I feel bad for poor people sometimes who can’t afford clothes as they grow up. Then they grow up hot and I am jealous

I feel bad for poor people sometimes who can’t afford clothes as they grow up. Then they grow up hot and I am jealous

(Source: nsfwgifer, via realisticbimbo)

I am thinking of quitting tennis

I am thinking of quitting tennis

(Source: dmarge, via thesexualrelease)

Looks like someone is dead

Looks like someone is dead

(via iheartsluttysluts)

This would be every male nerd if they turned into a hot chick over night.

This would be every male nerd if they turned into a hot chick over night.

(via realisticbimbo)

Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture

Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture

(Source: sexydressfashion)

And she is still really short

And she is still really short

(Source: lochinghsuan, via hardcorenyan)

Always match your shoes to your laptop 

Always match your shoes to your laptopĀ 

(Source: legsandhighheels)

saying ill lick all the bubbles off of you may seem sexy, but it really isn’t

saying ill lick all the bubbles off of you may seem sexy, but it really isn’t

(Source: tokyopandaclub, via cancersloth)

Not sure what I like more her or the chair

Not sure what I like more her or the chair

(Source: legsandhighheels)

I am almost most sand when i am adorable.

I am almost most sand when i am adorable.

(via the-b-train)