Animal print floor in a hotel is always a bad sign imo

Animal print floor in a hotel is always a bad sign imo

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the best accessory to a white tank top is an arm band, not a bra ladies

the best accessory to a white tank top is an arm band, not a bra ladies

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The new barbie smell is all gone, she smells like she has spent a few nights asleep in a gutter.

The new barbie smell is all gone, she smells like she has spent a few nights asleep in a gutter.

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Nothing says financial stability like pink sparkle heels

Nothing says financial stability like pink sparkle heels

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Hey why is she in my room, what do you mean girls have rooms that are purple. only i have a purple room.

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So i got suspended from school today for not using the leaf proper responsibly

So i got suspended from school today for not using the leaf proper responsibly

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striped panites make your ass jiggle 12% more

striped panites make your ass jiggle 12% more

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this is why i only go to schools that have mandatory swim classes 

this is why i only go to schools that have mandatory swim classes 

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Thrice Stripes!

Thrice Stripes!

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Are shorts too short when your pockets are longer or when  your ass is hanging out of them?

Are shorts too short when your pockets are longer or when  your ass is hanging out of them?

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And This ends my tutorial on how to wear shorts

And This ends my tutorial on how to wear shorts

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Where do I buy one of those?

Where do I buy one of those?

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Is this why people get into electrical engineering?

Is this why people get into electrical engineering?

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the more creative the top the more chances it has to fall off

the more creative the top the more chances it has to fall off

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Sit still we have 4 more to go

Sit still we have 4 more to go

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