The Real Critique of Practical Reason

Jul 11

Who does she think she is MJ?

Who does she think she is MJ?

(via the-b-train)

Jul 10

I think i dropped my camera lense in your bikini bottoms could you get it for me?

I think i dropped my camera lense in your bikini bottoms could you get it for me?

(Source: comegirls, via thesexualrelease)

Time to begin a series of fake drownings 

Time to begin a series of fake drownings 

The older the shoulder selfie is a hard maneuver. 

The older the shoulder selfie is a hard maneuver. 

(Source: isthisfitness, via aphotographofyouandiyo)

Jul 09

Excuse me miss your “nipples” are poking through your shirt and popping all our balloons

Excuse me miss your “nipples” are poking through your shirt and popping all our balloons

(Source: bluntspumpsnlashes, via satanicbarbiedoll)

Jul 06

If those aren’t my hands, and those aren’t your hands that means someone is missing their hands.

If those aren’t my hands, and those aren’t your hands that means someone is missing their hands.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

Just because you have nice tits doesn’t mean you can squat on the kitchen counter

Just because you have nice tits doesn’t mean you can squat on the kitchen counter

(via realisticbimbo)

Jul 05

Does Tony know you took his underpants?

Does Tony know you took his underpants?

(Source: bumazing, via thesexualrelease)

Jul 04

likethemsoftanddumb:

Don’t worry dollface, the glasses don’t make you look smart.

The fact you arn’t wearing pants doesn’t help either.

likethemsoftanddumb:

Don’t worry dollface, the glasses don’t make you look smart.

The fact you arn’t wearing pants doesn’t help either.

(via realisticbimbo)

Time to pop some balloons

Time to pop some balloons

(Source: lucy-wants, via hardcorenyan)

Drink more!

Drink more!

(via le-jerkburger)

Jul 03

Can you play smoke on the water?

Can you play smoke on the water?

(Source: anexquisitenymph, via deemeist)

Matching pinks are for girls that don’t need internet attention

Matching pinks are for girls that don’t need internet attention

(Source: girlsinyogapants)

So did you find my contacts yet?

So did you find my contacts yet?

(Source: jyunf)

Those are some weird looking pubes

Those are some weird looking pubes

(Source: bigcstyle, via the-b-train)