So explain to me again how she isn’t a quadruplet
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Why would anyone want that many birds?
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I don’t think those are real pockets, or a real lock, this girl is all fake.
Why do girls always get undressed in front of the TV?
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So if you didn’t drop it in your boobs where else could it have gone?
These shirts a very useful for telling if a chick is wearing a push up bra or not. Or if she even has tits at all.
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Thigh highs are never even, people always have legs with different lengths.
Yard looks like it could use some trimming.
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Yup I think I know how furry’s start.
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You need to go outside when I can’t tell where your thigh high ends and your skin begins.
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Black tights and white sheets, how taboo.
I don’t understand some of these asian school uniform rules.
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Playing horsey is just awkward once you reach a certain age, and are a drawing.
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It’s winter, better put on a sweater because my legs are too fine to cover up in -40.
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Undefeated? I won the who can wear the most pants on a roof game.
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