Food tastes better if you get it with less clothes. This is why nude hunting is popular.
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One of the few reasons to get married, flowers
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This is the, I have a giant zit on my nose selfie.
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I always appreciate when my girlfriend causes back problems for herself in order to look more sexy.
For your more formal sexual evenings
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If you don’t drink your tea it starts to grow
Living in a world of white would be weird
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This is how to make geometry class fun again.
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Where is a masterball when you need one?
Ha she is wearing boys underwear
When asians are not pretending to be animals their phones are
Bras are a good accessory to pony tails, shirts are not