The Real Critique of Practical Reason

Oct 08

Now that she is awake my chances of the sex are extremely diminished. 

Now that she is awake my chances of the sex are extremely diminished. 

Oct 07

The fish tail was always a turnoff to me.

The fish tail was always a turnoff to me.

Sep 23

I do believe that is not the proper way to play Snooker but I’ll allow it.

I do believe that is not the proper way to play Snooker but I’ll allow it.

Not all porn stars are butter faces.

Not all porn stars are butter faces.

I remember her being a lot less attractive in the movie …then again I was -3 years old when the movie came out.

I remember her being a lot less attractive in the movie …then again I was -3 years old when the movie came out.

Buttons are for ugly girls.

Buttons are for ugly girls.

If I had boobs I would also have a horrible spine.

If I had boobs I would also have a horrible spine.

Who sleeps with a watch on?

Who sleeps with a watch on?

Bring it around town.

Bring it around town.

Sep 22

Two of my favourite things, Chainsaws and Lolipops

Two of my favourite things, Chainsaws and Lolipops

I’m fine with being murdered really.

I’m fine with being murdered really.

I would do the same thing, animal print is gross.

I would do the same thing, animal print is gross.

I’m glad that most girls that like video games like the legend of Zelda.

I’m glad that most girls that like video games like the legend of Zelda.

Sep 19

So many fetishes so little time.

So many fetishes so little time.

I would like to do some testing now.

I would like to do some testing now.