Don’t worry dollface, the glasses don’t make you look smart.
The fact you arn’t wearing pants doesn’t help either.
Time to pop some balloons
(Source: lucy-wants, via hardcorenyan)
Can you play smoke on the water?
(Source: anexquisitenymph, via deemeist)
Matching pinks are for girls that don’t need internet attention
So did you find my contacts yet?
Those are some weird looking pubes
(Source: bigcstyle, via the-b-train)
Someone buy this girl a trash can hanging garbage on the door is so last season. She could also use some pants
(Source: 0nlymem0ries, via deemeist)
Leave it to asians to recreate the flower pot
One of these things is not like the others
Sometimes you just have to make do when a cat attacks.
This teddy bear is about to get the show of his life
Is that a pool table that doubles as a bed?
Ooops skirt was too long for a second there
(Source: ero-hime, via the-b-train)