Who does she think she is MJ?
I think i dropped my camera lense in your bikini bottoms could you get it for me?
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Time to begin a series of fake drownings
The older the shoulder selfie is a hard maneuver.
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Excuse me miss your “nipples” are poking through your shirt and popping all our balloons
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If those aren’t my hands, and those aren’t your hands that means someone is missing their hands.
Just because you have nice tits doesn’t mean you can squat on the kitchen counter
Does Tony know you took his underpants?
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Don’t worry dollface, the glasses don’t make you look smart.
The fact you arn’t wearing pants doesn’t help either.
Time to pop some balloons
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Can you play smoke on the water?
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Matching pinks are for girls that don’t need internet attention
So did you find my contacts yet?
Those are some weird looking pubes
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