The bigger the belt the smaller the skirt
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That was a really short imaginary blowjob
Wonder what kind it is?
Probably something lame like vanilla
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Taking off the skirt followed by the bra is an odd way to undress.
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Does it still count if you buy the shirt yourself?
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Always inflate your air bags before impact
I should travel on trains more
This is like when you can’t afford all of the leather armor in a video game.
Exercise is important ladies
Fur is the best cover for tits, soft + soft can never be wrong
Tea and blue leggings, the start of a good morning
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Food tastes better if you get it with less clothes. This is why nude hunting is popular.
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One of the few reasons to get married, flowers
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