Someone took a picture of my fantasy. 

Someone took a picture of my fantasy. 

I think women just lounge around in thigh highs when alone all day, I do not wish this thought to be rebuked. 

I think women just lounge around in thigh highs when alone all day, I do not wish this thought to be rebuked. 

Attractiveness travels quicker than light, which explains why there is no colour.

Attractiveness travels quicker than light, which explains why there is no colour.

(Source: panikfaze, via egalitarianchocolate)

I would pay lots of money to trade places with ether of them, I would pay ten fold of that to be in the middle.

I would pay lots of money to trade places with ether of them, I would pay ten fold of that to be in the middle.

I’ll never understand getting tattoos on your fingers.

I’ll never understand getting tattoos on your fingers.

Life is full of illusions.

Life is full of illusions.

Werewolves are a lot less scary when wearing lace panties.

Werewolves are a lot less scary when wearing lace panties.

The flaps are to reduce air resistance. 

The flaps are to reduce air resistance. 

This is better than lingerie to nerds.

This is better than lingerie to nerds.

Check out my sweet new makeup I just bought.

Check out my sweet new makeup I just bought.

Hey this isn’t my sandwich!

Hey this isn’t my sandwich!

It is very important to have a proper grip.

It is very important to have a proper grip.

Yogapants allow for time travel to the before colour era due to firmness of buns.

Yogapants allow for time travel to the before colour era due to firmness of buns.

This is what I call utter perfection.

This is what I call utter perfection.

I want to make a naughty girl prison joke but it is just far to obvious.

I want to make a naughty girl prison joke but it is just far to obvious.