The only reason and sport I watch at the Olympics.

The only reason and sport I watch at the Olympics.

This is called the “Yeah I work out, someone notice me” pose.

This is called the “Yeah I work out, someone notice me” pose.

I believe the tape measure says “You’re hot now go have sex with a guy that can do maths”

I believe the tape measure says “You’re hot now go have sex with a guy that can do maths”

I now am going to watch the Olympics. 

I now am going to watch the Olympics. 

If you match your clothes that means you don’t have to close your drawers. 

If you match your clothes that means you don’t have to close your drawers. 

At least she can focus a camera, next time she should get her head in the frame. 

At least she can focus a camera, next time she should get her head in the frame. 

Check out those hieroglyphics …oh wait they are just tiny people doing things.

Check out those hieroglyphics …oh wait they are just tiny people doing things.

Is that one of those doors that you can push in both directions?

Is that one of those doors that you can push in both directions?

Yummm …tea.

Yummm …tea.

I like Nike a lot more now.

I like Nike a lot more now.

I bet her purse weighs more.

I bet her purse weighs more.

I bet she could crush my head doing a sit up.

I bet she could crush my head doing a sit up.

Women in capes are sexy.

Women in capes are sexy.

(Source: kilakthedestroyer)

If they don’t match they are super heroes and super heroes are far hotter than regular females in their underwear.

If they don’t match they are super heroes and super heroes are far hotter than regular females in their underwear.

(via onedirtymother)

I like how Nike products come with the check mark for your check list.

I like how Nike products come with the check mark for your check list.