Rainbows and Asian girls, two of my favourite things.

Rainbows and Asian girls, two of my favourite things.

I have nothing to add to this.

I have nothing to add to this.

I consider that hidden treasure.

I consider that hidden treasure.

Only Asians could use a toilet wrong and still give me a boner.

Only Asians could use a toilet wrong and still give me a boner.

Can we change it from football to boobball? I’d watch the hell out of that.

Can we change it from football to boobball? I’d watch the hell out of that.

(Source: fruitstache, via lustfulpride)

Their legs are going to get really warm.

Their legs are going to get really warm.

I should go to bars more.

I should go to bars more.

Yup we can’t go dancing now dear, I am going to have a constant boner.

Yup we can’t go dancing now dear, I am going to have a constant boner.

I wonder how many times I can injure my penis before she catches on ….or it becomes unusable. 

I wonder how many times I can injure my penis before she catches on ….or it becomes unusable. 

I really wish I was a doctor how.

I really wish I was a doctor how.

I do like shiny things …and women. This is a good combo.

I do like shiny things …and women. This is a good combo.

That is the most depressed girl dressed up as a rabbit i’ve ever seen.

That is the most depressed girl dressed up as a rabbit i’ve ever seen.

She looks far to young to have gray hair.

She looks far to young to have gray hair.

No panties is better than ripped panties.

No panties is better than ripped panties.

Asian sweatshops are not what I thought they would be, much more spacious.

Asian sweatshops are not what I thought they would be, much more spacious.