Man she has a fuzzy room.

Man she has a fuzzy room.

Welcome to the reason men even go to prom.

Welcome to the reason men even go to prom.

Good thing I don’t have a fear of heights, just hot women.

Good thing I don’t have a fear of heights, just hot women.

This is now just a waiting game, her hands are going to get tired at some point.

This is now just a waiting game, her hands are going to get tired at some point.

(Source: lesbians-n-tattoos, via lustfulpride)

I think she could use a downsize in costume.

I think she could use a downsize in costume.

So you’re sure you aren’t the cleavage witch?

So you’re sure you aren’t the cleavage witch?

Movie night is starting to get boring….

Movie night is starting to get boring….

(Source: randomerotic, via onedirtymother)

This looks highly edited if not we have found an angel and the bible is true. I’m both afraid and happy of both outcomes. 

This looks highly edited if not we have found an angel and the bible is true. I’m both afraid and happy of both outcomes. 

(Source: , via onedirtymother)

I didn’t even realize she was wearing pants.

I didn’t even realize she was wearing pants.

She seems disappointed in her camera.

She seems disappointed in her camera.

I never knew belly dancers collected vacuums.

I never knew belly dancers collected vacuums.

I’d let her wire my computer any day.

I’d let her wire my computer any day.

What a waste of a watermelon, filling it up with fruit that isn’t a watermelon the fools.

What a waste of a watermelon, filling it up with fruit that isn’t a watermelon the fools.

WHATS IN THE BOX!?!?

WHATS IN THE BOX!?!?

That ring looks like it would just get in the way.

That ring looks like it would just get in the way.