I like bums.
I like bums.
Being a pro gamer is so boring at age 8.
This is the proper technique of how to rip someones heart out with your bare hands. It would be easier of course if you had bear hands.
Dat pussy.
Now that she is awake my chances of the sex are extremely diminished.
I remember her being a lot less attractive in the movie …then again I was -3 years old when the movie came out.
Two of my favourite things, Chainsaws and Lolipops
She is at the wrong tea party.
This is a very impractical way to undress.
To look pretty take of your clothes, while arching your spine in a way that makes a chiropractor shake in fear.
Welcome to the reason men even go to prom.
Hey look the reason I started rock climbing. The reason I stopped? Gravity.