To be a model do you even really need a head?

To be a model do you even really need a head?

(Source: jyunf)

I call it the personality technique

I call it the personality technique

When regular pig tails are just too simple.

When regular pig tails are just too simple.

(Source: itslatingirl, via satanicbarbiedoll)

the best accessory to a white tank top is an arm band, not a bra ladies

the best accessory to a white tank top is an arm band, not a bra ladies

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via naughty-butt-nice)

The new barbie smell is all gone, she smells like she has spent a few nights asleep in a gutter.

The new barbie smell is all gone, she smells like she has spent a few nights asleep in a gutter.

(Source: bugattigal, via bimbofactory)

Sit still we have 4 more to go

Sit still we have 4 more to go

(Source: duncan881488, via sirsplayground)

Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture

Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture

(Source: sexydressfashion)

Always match your shoes to your laptop 

Always match your shoes to your laptopĀ 

(Source: legsandhighheels)

What a fascinating documentary

What a fascinating documentary

(Source: xsbarbies, via thesexualrelease)

That was a really short imaginary blowjob

That was a really short imaginary blowjob

Does it still count if you buy the shirt yourself?

Does it still count if you buy the shirt yourself?

(Source: tnatatsandass, via bimbofactory)

Exercise is important ladies

Exercise is important ladies

If you don’t drink your tea it starts to grow

If you don’t drink your tea it starts to grow

(Source: buffyshot)

Bras are a good accessory to pony tails, shirts are not

Bras are a good accessory to pony tails, shirts are not

(via cinderela-princesa)

Damn i want a ruler that is also a penis. Soooo many uses

Damn i want a ruler that is also a penis. Soooo many uses

(Source: sexydressfashion)