I like bums.

I like bums.

Being a pro gamer is so boring at age 8. 

Being a pro gamer is so boring at age 8. 

This is the proper technique of how to rip someones heart out with your bare hands. It would be easier of course if you had bear hands.

This is the proper technique of how to rip someones heart out with your bare hands. It would be easier of course if you had bear hands.

Dat pussy. 

Dat pussy. 

Now that she is awake my chances of the sex are extremely diminished. 

Now that she is awake my chances of the sex are extremely diminished. 

I remember her being a lot less attractive in the movie …then again I was -3 years old when the movie came out.

I remember her being a lot less attractive in the movie …then again I was -3 years old when the movie came out.

Two of my favourite things, Chainsaws and Lolipops

Two of my favourite things, Chainsaws and Lolipops

She is at the wrong tea party.

She is at the wrong tea party.

Women can get away with so many more things than a man can.

Women can get away with so many more things than a man can.

(Source: sexypsycho, via lustfulpride)

This is a very impractical way to undress.

This is a very impractical way to undress.

Excuse me I am trying to be extremely attractive from just waking up in the morning.

Excuse me I am trying to be extremely attractive from just waking up in the morning.

To look pretty take of your clothes, while arching your spine in a way that makes a chiropractor shake in fear.

To look pretty take of your clothes, while arching your spine in a way that makes a chiropractor shake in fear.

This is why people even bother to go to Track and Field events.

This is why people even bother to go to Track and Field events.

Welcome to the reason men even go to prom.

Welcome to the reason men even go to prom.

Hey look the reason I started rock climbing. The reason I stopped? Gravity.

Hey look the reason I started rock climbing. The reason I stopped? Gravity.