Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture

Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture

(Source: legsofheaven)

Always match your shoes to your laptop 

Always match your shoes to your laptopĀ 

(Source: legsandhighheels)

What a fascinating documentary

What a fascinating documentary

(Source: xsbarbies, via thesexualrelease)

That was a really short imaginary blowjob

That was a really short imaginary blowjob

Does it still count if you buy the shirt yourself?

Does it still count if you buy the shirt yourself?

(Source: tnatatsandass, via bimbofactory)

Exercise is important ladies

Exercise is important ladies

If you don’t drink your tea it starts to grow

If you don’t drink your tea it starts to grow

(Source: buffyshot)

Bras are a good accessory to pony tails, shirts are not

Bras are a good accessory to pony tails, shirts are not

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Damn i want a ruler that is also a penis. Soooo many uses

Damn i want a ruler that is also a penis. Soooo many uses

(Source: legsofheaven)

stop checking on the riot outside get undressed and fuck me already

stop checking on the riot outside get undressed and fuck me already

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

look a hot girl inside a potato sack

look a hot girl inside a potato sack

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Sometimes the view is good that you can braid your friends hair and she wont even notice

Sometimes the view is good that you can braid your friends hair and she wont even notice

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I don’t thinks rabbits purr ma’am

I don’t thinks rabbits purr ma’am

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So they do match.

So they do match.

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Always use your hair colour for boarders it works the best.

Always use your hair colour for boarders it works the best.

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