Dat pussy. 

Dat pussy. 

In truth she sucks at cleaning anything that isn’t a penis.

In truth she sucks at cleaning anything that isn’t a penis.

(via onedirtymother)

That off centered bow is bugging me.

That off centered bow is bugging me.

I’m to lazy to figure out a funny comment so: Donkey tits. 

I’m to lazy to figure out a funny comment so: Donkey tits. 

If your lingerie bow is not symmetrical I cannot have sex with you. No really I can’t my body well not allow it having OCD sucks.

If your lingerie bow is not symmetrical I cannot have sex with you. No really I can’t my body well not allow it having OCD sucks.

I like shiny things and blue things, the two combined result in me walking into things.

I like shiny things and blue things, the two combined result in me walking into things.

Having a prime number of bows is how to get my attention. 

Having a prime number of bows is how to get my attention. 

She is bored of being physically attractive ALL THE TIME!

She is bored of being physically attractive ALL THE TIME!

This is basically a treasure box.

This is basically a treasure box.

That is quite the view.

That is quite the view.

(via onedirtymother)

I love pirates.

I love pirates.

(Source: kilakthedestroyer)

If there isn’t a bow it isn’t cute.

If there isn’t a bow it isn’t cute.

(Source: my-cup-of-joe, via kilakthedestroyer)

I wonder whos bra that is.

I wonder whos bra that is.

Everyone looks sexier with shadows.

Everyone looks sexier with shadows.

(via lustfulpride)

Who needs stockings when you can just tattoo the bows right on?

Who needs stockings when you can just tattoo the bows right on?

(via the--lonely--dreamer)