I like shiny things and blue things, the two combined result in me walking into things.

I like shiny things and blue things, the two combined result in me walking into things.

Having a prime number of bows is how to get my attention. 

Having a prime number of bows is how to get my attention. 

She is bored of being physically attractive ALL THE TIME!

She is bored of being physically attractive ALL THE TIME!

This is basically a treasure box.

This is basically a treasure box.

I wonder whos bra that is.

I wonder whos bra that is.

Everyone looks sexier with shadows.

Everyone looks sexier with shadows.

(via lustfulpride)

Who needs stockings when you can just tattoo the bows right on?

Who needs stockings when you can just tattoo the bows right on?

(via the--lonely--dreamer)

I don’t see a pie or sky, but I don’t care.

I don’t see a pie or sky, but I don’t care.

(via the--lonely--dreamer)

How come the Joker gets such a hot girlfriend?

How come the Joker gets such a hot girlfriend?

Does that wall look fake to anyone else?

Does that wall look fake to anyone else?

I bet the D stands for David. 

I bet the D stands for David. 

(via katie-the-great)

I think she likes pearls

I think she likes pearls

(Source: southernsir, via katie-the-great)

Bows make or break the outfit can never have an even number of them.

Bows make or break the outfit can never have an even number of them.

(Source: darknessbecomesme, via onedirtymother)

So tattooed lipstick marks are now a thing?

So tattooed lipstick marks are now a thing?

(Source: luciamartinez10x, via the--lonely--dreamer)

She looks far to young to have gray hair.

She looks far to young to have gray hair.