What an amazingly rare picture, you can almost never get the hulk to pose.

What an amazingly rare picture, you can almost never get the hulk to pose.

This is a guide I use to make sure I am looking at a girl and not a dude, you’d be surprised how often I make that mistake.

This is a guide I use to make sure I am looking at a girl and not a dude, you’d be surprised how often I make that mistake.

I like things that are blue and on women most of the time.

I like things that are blue and on women most of the time.

I don’t like guns being pointed at my man parts, I would not have sex with her.

I don’t like guns being pointed at my man parts, I would not have sex with her.

(via kilakthedestroyer)

that bird is going to suffocate. 

that bird is going to suffocate. 

(via kilakthedestroyer)

Blue hair goes with everything I tell you!

Blue hair goes with everything I tell you!

(Source: ink-sticks, via the--lonely--dreamer)

I love it when girls wear the same things.

I love it when girls wear the same things.

It’s her turn to blow on it.

It’s her turn to blow on it.

I like green things. 

I like green things. 

Who doesn’t like pink

Who doesn’t like pink

Fun Fact: A lot of hot girls on the internet don’t have heads.

Fun Fact: A lot of hot girls on the internet don’t have heads.

I for some reason do not think she is a nerd at all.

I for some reason do not think she is a nerd at all.

I hope she has a face just as pretty, and can do basic math.

I hope she has a face just as pretty, and can do basic math.

I did not realize this picture was in B&W.

I did not realize this picture was in B&W.

I love tiled walls.

I love tiled walls.