I hate it when my pun is already on the picture.
Someone took a picture of my fantasy.
I like bums.
People do weird things while high, luckily this is not one of those times.
Who says you need to leave your house to see great bums under water?
Dat pussy.
Bring it around town.
Sun rises make girls so much more attractive. Mainly because i’m really tired and can’t see well.
(via lustfulpride)
I would pay lots of money to trade places with ether of them, I would pay ten fold of that to be in the middle.
I’ll never understand getting tattoos on your fingers.
Boyshorts are still and always shall be the God tier of panties.
Underarmour is one of my favourite companies even though I don’t play sports ever.
I don’t understand how police have a hard time figuring out who the hookers are…
Werewolves are a lot less scary when wearing lace panties.
