IT is always important to match your lingerie to the colour of the wall.

IT is always important to match your lingerie to the colour of the wall.

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Why does art distract females so easily?

Why does art distract females so easily?

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Pass me the remote.

Pass me the remote.

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Did you drop my phone again?

Did you drop my phone again?

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Green is the best way to accent any outfit, which is why I always weave a $20 into my hair.

Green is the best way to accent any outfit, which is why I always weave a $20 into my hair.

Straps straps straps str-str-straps straps straps

Straps straps straps str-str-straps straps straps

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What time is it?

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What the hell is going on in the right of the picture? Did someone break a window or something?

What the hell is going on in the right of the picture? Did someone break a window or something?

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I have it on good authority that her favourite colour is pink.

I have it on good authority that her favourite colour is pink.

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I bet this is one of those optical illusions, the lines are actually straight.

I bet this is one of those optical illusions, the lines are actually straight.

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How far do you think you can leave over before falling?

How far do you think you can leave over before falling?

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You might wanna put your dress back on metal chairs are prone to chaffing. 

You might wanna put your dress back on metal chairs are prone to chaffing. 

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This is why man invented mirrors

This is why man invented mirrors

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Don’t mind me, just getting some wood.

Don’t mind me, just getting some wood.

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Get your purse off my rug.

Get your purse off my rug.

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