I always appreciate when my girlfriend causes back problems for herself in order to look more sexy.

I always appreciate when my girlfriend causes back problems for herself in order to look more sexy.

(via its-a-kitten)

Living in a world of white would be weird

Living in a world of white would be weird

(Source: BootyOptics, via thesexualrelease)

This is how to make geometry class fun again.

This is how to make geometry class fun again.

(Source: girlsinyogapants)

cumnekocum:

jiggly jiggly puff

Where is a masterball when you need one?

cumnekocum:

jiggly jiggly puff

Where is a masterball when you need one?

(via darkoblivien)

It is really easy to tell what a girls favourite colour is based on her lingerie collection.

(via its-a-kitten)

I trust anyone with three stripes

I trust anyone with three stripes

(Source: bumazing, via hardcorenyan)

maid’s are not very good at cleaning cameras

(Source: cumnekocum, via sirsplayground)

And this is similar to how birds create lift for flight

And this is similar to how birds create lift for flight

(Source: themostsexywoman, via deemeist)

i love the way that taxi’s drive away from you

i love the way that taxi’s drive away from you

(Source: gym-fit, via jerseydaddyandlittleprincess)

Some females have the strangest pyjamas 

Some females have the strangest pyjamas 

(Source: comegirls, via obey-sir)

Adjusting wedgies is sexy, if you arn’t a boy

Adjusting wedgies is sexy, if you arn’t a boy

(Source: jyunf)

Riley Reid - Mandingo Massacre 7You’re welcome

Riley Reid - Mandingo Massacre 7

You’re welcome

(Source: assloversonly, via deemeist)

What’s going on outside?

What’s going on outside?

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via naughty-butt-nice)

see proof of big foot, that claw mark is huge. The poor girls shirt is ruined.

see proof of big foot, that claw mark is huge. The poor girls shirt is ruined.

(Source: ispandex, via restricted-senses)

And they say art is dead

And they say art is dead

(Source: atgun, via thesexualrelease)