I am always disappointed when I can’t find my pants

I am always disappointed when I can’t find my pants

(via i-hate-the-beach)

And people wonder why the shelves on the bottom are always empty

And people wonder why the shelves on the bottom are always empty

I love it when my girlfriend isn’t wearing panties.

I love it when my girlfriend isn’t wearing panties.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

Always match your panties to your sweater, fashion 101 yo.

Always match your panties to your sweater, fashion 101 yo.

(via noia-calenta)

If you get cold you wear a hoodie, not pants. Female legs are immune to thermodynaics

If you get cold you wear a hoodie, not pants. Female legs are immune to thermodynaics

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via naughty-butt-nice)

BAM BLUE!

BAM BLUE!

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via naughty-butt-nice)

This is my kind of fashion show

This is my kind of fashion show

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Why do lesbians always have the most colourful panties?

Why do lesbians always have the most colourful panties?

(Source: eroticsets2016, via realisticbimbo)

Animal print floor in a hotel is always a bad sign imo

Animal print floor in a hotel is always a bad sign imo

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The new barbie smell is all gone, she smells like she has spent a few nights asleep in a gutter.

The new barbie smell is all gone, she smells like she has spent a few nights asleep in a gutter.

(Source: bugattigal, via bimbofactory)

Hey why is she in my room, what do you mean girls have rooms that are purple. only i have a purple room.

(Source: i-hate-the-beach)

So i got suspended from school today for not using the leaf proper responsibly

So i got suspended from school today for not using the leaf proper responsibly

(Source: gh-05-t, via jerseydaddyandlittleprincess)

striped panites make your ass jiggle 12% more

striped panites make your ass jiggle 12% more

(Source: iamawinrar, via thesexualrelease)

Are shorts too short when your pockets are longer or when  your ass is hanging out of them?

Are shorts too short when your pockets are longer or when  your ass is hanging out of them?

(Source: tgoticotexas, via jerseydaddyandlittleprincess)

And This ends my tutorial on how to wear shorts

And This ends my tutorial on how to wear shorts

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