Not sure what I like more her or the chair

Not sure what I like more her or the chair

(Source: legsandhighheels)

I should get a secretary because i keep forgetting to go places I am supposed to go to, like my wedding.

I should get a secretary because i keep forgetting to go places I am supposed to go to, like my wedding.

(via brunette-bimbos)

You might wanna put your dress back on metal chairs are prone to chaffing. 

You might wanna put your dress back on metal chairs are prone to chaffing. 

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That was not what I meant by I need a new keyboard.

That was not what I meant by I need a new keyboard.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via kuopie)

When we get to the christmas party you’re going to have to sit in a chair properly so we should learn now.

When we get to the christmas party you’re going to have to sit in a chair properly so we should learn now.

Close but still not the right way to use a chair.

Close but still not the right way to use a chair.

I’ll sign up for the medical trial.

I’ll sign up for the medical trial.

So how many people are coming to this open house?

So how many people are coming to this open house?

(Source: bdsmismyfav, via sirsplayground)

Nice tits

Nice tits

(Source: dailyactress, via jiggajam)

Another example of how to use a chair by a blond.

Another example of how to use a chair by a blond.

(via colourfresh)

That’s one fancy ass chair.

That’s one fancy ass chair.

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Hurry up and finish your drink I payed good money for those drugs.

Hurry up and finish your drink I payed good money for those drugs.

(via madeforkings)

I’ll take the chair please.

I’ll take the chair please.

(via touhey1119)

Follow my lead boys, “Hey baby, nice ball” And now she’ll suck my dick for free see how easy that was.

Follow my lead boys, “Hey baby, nice ball” And now she’ll suck my dick for free see how easy that was.

I see no waste here.

I see no waste here.

(Source: hardonmyself, via lustfulpride)