Time to make a mess.

Time to make a mess.

(Source: wetspt, via onedirtymother)

She is so close to duck facing my shot gun is already off safety.

She is so close to duck facing my shot gun is already off safety.

I don’t know what is going on here but my penis wants in.

I don’t know what is going on here but my penis wants in.

That is the most depressed girl dressed up as a rabbit i’ve ever seen.

That is the most depressed girl dressed up as a rabbit i’ve ever seen.

This gives a whole new meaning to third base.

This gives a whole new meaning to third base.

Still not how to use a wand.

Still not how to use a wand.

That is not even close to how you use a wand.

That is not even close to how you use a wand.

I wonder how many marriage proposals she’s turned down.

I wonder how many marriage proposals she’s turned down.

That’s a weird way to eat an orange.

That’s a weird way to eat an orange.

I wonder if she is supposed to have that tattoo or not.

I wonder if she is supposed to have that tattoo or not.

I wonder if she wants to play catch.

I wonder if she wants to play catch.

This is the reason I play Team Fortress 2.

This is the reason I play Team Fortress 2.

Why do hot girls always have the most dangerous weapons?

Why do hot girls always have the most dangerous weapons?

Time to restart my WoW subscription.

Time to restart my WoW subscription.

If it isn’t spandex it has to be leather just some weird rule i hear.

If it isn’t spandex it has to be leather just some weird rule i hear.