I’m fine with being murdered really.

I’m fine with being murdered really.

I don’t know what this is about but it has given me urges.

I don’t know what this is about but it has given me urges.

Check out my sweet new makeup I just bought.

Check out my sweet new makeup I just bought.

Hair is used as a frame, in this case it isn’t framing the face.

Hair is used as a frame, in this case it isn’t framing the face.

Anyone else remember Boxxy?

Anyone else remember Boxxy?

I think she wants to tell me something.

I think she wants to tell me something.

I like her sweater.

I like her sweater.

I do enjoy Wilde …but I much prefer Oscar. 

I do enjoy Wilde …but I much prefer Oscar. 

Dirty foot. Would not bang.

Dirty foot. Would not bang.

She is about to eat her hair.

She is about to eat her hair.

I would never be able to talk to this girl.

I would never be able to talk to this girl.

Those eyes.

Those eyes.

I don’t care if it isn’t her real eye or hair colour, our kids shall be sexy.

I don’t care if it isn’t her real eye or hair colour, our kids shall be sexy.

Nope that bra does not mate your natural skin colour, take it off and try again.

Nope that bra does not mate your natural skin colour, take it off and try again.

(via onedirtymother)

Women with makeup scare me. It’s like a real life version of photoshop.

Women with makeup scare me. It’s like a real life version of photoshop.

(Source: elainepramos, via newdukeofyork)