You have  much more colourful closet than I do

You have  much more colourful closet than I do

(via the-b-train)

If those aren’t my hands, and those aren’t your hands that means someone is missing their hands.

If those aren’t my hands, and those aren’t your hands that means someone is missing their hands.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

Can you reach the takeout window? We can’t get any closer with my rims

Can you reach the takeout window? We can’t get any closer with my rims

(via thesexualrelease)

That is a weird looking footstool.

That is a weird looking footstool.

(Source: bimboexec, via realisticbimbo)

Pants are never needed if you wear the same socks every day.

Pants are never needed if you wear the same socks every day.

(Source: masterofmalpka, via realisticbimbo)

How to be cute:Step 1: Braided PigtailsStep 2: Done

How to be cute:
Step 1: Braided Pigtails
Step 2: Done

(Source: josepgabarros, via jerseydaddyandlittleprincess)

Matching bikini tops and bottoms are for people that don’t like sand all over their tits.

Matching bikini tops and bottoms are for people that don’t like sand all over their tits.

(Source: lucaspassmore, via iheartsluttysluts)

I love it when girls score the touchdown points.

I love it when girls score the touchdown points.

(via realisticbimbo)

Fur is the best material to kneel on.

Fur is the best material to kneel on.

(Source: satanicbarbiedoll, via satanicbarbiedoll)

I bet she looks more intelligent when not taking a picture.

I bet she looks more intelligent when not taking a picture.

(Source: dukescorner13, via thesexualrelease)

awwww man i ate too much thanksgiving dinner.

awwww man i ate too much thanksgiving dinner.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

Green is the best way to accent any outfit, which is why I always weave a $20 into my hair.

Green is the best way to accent any outfit, which is why I always weave a $20 into my hair.

That is now the proper way to store headphones.

That is now the proper way to store headphones.

(Source: cl0thes0ff, via noia-calenta)

That is a grip that is going to result in a drop of an overpriced electrical product. 

That is a grip that is going to result in a drop of an overpriced electrical product. 

That was not what I meant by I need a new keyboard.

That was not what I meant by I need a new keyboard.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via kuopie)