Green is the best way to accent any outfit, which is why I always weave a $20 into my hair.

Green is the best way to accent any outfit, which is why I always weave a $20 into my hair.

That is now the proper way to store headphones.

That is now the proper way to store headphones.

(Source: cl0thes0ff, via noia-calenta)

That is a grip that is going to result in a drop of an overpriced electrical product. 

That is a grip that is going to result in a drop of an overpriced electrical product. 

That was not what I meant by I need a new keyboard.

That was not what I meant by I need a new keyboard.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice, via kuopie)

Normally women are not this fuzzy.

Normally women are not this fuzzy.

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Lying down is the best view for just about anything.

Lying down is the best view for just about anything.

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This is a nother reason I hate flowers.

This is a nother reason I hate flowers.

(Source: lovelylycra, via obey-sir)

I hear they have a fuzzy feet treatment using a laser.

I hear they have a fuzzy feet treatment using a laser.

(via noia-calenta)

I don’t even like coffee

(Source: electricsexdoll, via kuopie)

I hope that sword isn’t real or my rape pan is going to be more complicated.

I hope that sword isn’t real or my rape pan is going to be more complicated.

(Source: fa1212ell, via josey65)

They had good cameras in ancient Greece.

They had good cameras in ancient Greece.

quick count the squares slower.

quick count the squares slower.

I swore I thought this machine was for making sandwiches not asses.

I swore I thought this machine was for making sandwiches not asses.

(Source: nationass, via buffyshot)

I really don’t think even rabbits need belts for pants that small.

I really don’t think even rabbits need belts for pants that small.

Nope I have no idea what happened to your 12 pairs of pants.

Nope I have no idea what happened to your 12 pairs of pants.