Nice boat, would be ashame if some pirates happen upon it

Nice boat, would be ashame if some pirates happen upon it

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suspenders are sexy they remind me of my grandpa who was also sexy

suspenders are sexy they remind me of my grandpa who was also sexy

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look a hot girl inside a potato sack

look a hot girl inside a potato sack

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I smell lolipops looking at this picture

I smell lolipops looking at this picture

(Source: amaitohiko, via its-a-kitten)

You have  much more colourful closet than I do

You have  much more colourful closet than I do

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If those aren’t my hands, and those aren’t your hands that means someone is missing their hands.

If those aren’t my hands, and those aren’t your hands that means someone is missing their hands.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

Can you reach the takeout window? We can’t get any closer with my rims

Can you reach the takeout window? We can’t get any closer with my rims

(via thesexualrelease)

That is a weird looking footstool.

That is a weird looking footstool.

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Pants are never needed if you wear the same socks every day.

Pants are never needed if you wear the same socks every day.

(Source: masterofmalpka, via realisticbimbo)

How to be cute:Step 1: Braided PigtailsStep 2: Done

How to be cute:
Step 1: Braided Pigtails
Step 2: Done

(Source: josepgabarros, via jerseydaddyandlittleprincess)

Matching bikini tops and bottoms are for people that don’t like sand all over their tits.

Matching bikini tops and bottoms are for people that don’t like sand all over their tits.

(Source: lucaspassmore, via iheartsluttysluts)

I love it when girls score the touchdown points.

I love it when girls score the touchdown points.

(via realisticbimbo)

Fur is the best material to kneel on.

Fur is the best material to kneel on.

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I bet she looks more intelligent when not taking a picture.

I bet she looks more intelligent when not taking a picture.

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awwww man i ate too much thanksgiving dinner.

awwww man i ate too much thanksgiving dinner.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)