I don’t like guns being pointed at my man parts, I would not have sex with her.

I don’t like guns being pointed at my man parts, I would not have sex with her.

(via kilakthedestroyer)

Man guys are scary.

Man guys are scary.

(Source: urbanfuck, via lustfulpride)

I seem to have gotten the rare ring stuck to my penis, it can only be removed with saliva. 

I seem to have gotten the rare ring stuck to my penis, it can only be removed with saliva. 

She is going to get shot in the belly, that’s where all the good organs are!

She is going to get shot in the belly, that’s where all the good organs are!

I don’t see why women don’t just walk around like this all the time.

I don’t see why women don’t just walk around like this all the time.

I do not approve of rabbits having guns.

I do not approve of rabbits having guns.

I think I should probably watch this movie before I fap to her.

I think I should probably watch this movie before I fap to her.

Terrible trigger discipline 

Terrible trigger discipline 

Smoking and Tomb Raiding two things that shorten your life span …one more than the other.

Smoking and Tomb Raiding two things that shorten your life span …one more than the other.

I bet that isn’t even a real gun.

I bet that isn’t even a real gun.

(via the--lonely--dreamer)

I would so accidently grab her boob and claim I was going for the gun.

I would so accidently grab her boob and claim I was going for the gun.

For some reason I don’t think being hot is going to help her…

For some reason I don’t think being hot is going to help her…

Who could possibly shoot her int he chest?

Who could possibly shoot her int he chest?

(Source: asialicious, via kyouinoheya)

The Knights Templar got an upgrade.

The Knights Templar got an upgrade.

What a beautiful pair …of sunglasses.

What a beautiful pair …of sunglasses.