I think that knot serves no purpose.

I think that knot serves no purpose.

Time to go commit crimes in Russia, or just be a journalist. 

Time to go commit crimes in Russia, or just be a journalist. 

Don’t you hate it when you make it all the way to the office before realizing you forgot a shirt?

Don’t you hate it when you make it all the way to the office before realizing you forgot a shirt?

I bet it tastes like candy. 

I bet it tastes like candy. 

Not all porn stars are butter faces.

Not all porn stars are butter faces.

I’m fine with being murdered really.

I’m fine with being murdered really.

Women can get away with so many more things than a man can.

Women can get away with so many more things than a man can.

(Source: sexypsycho, via lustfulpride)

The more complex a females hair, the more attractive it is.

The more complex a females hair, the more attractive it is.

This is proper shopping attire. 

This is proper shopping attire. 

As Beethoven always said, the piano is better played without a shirt.

As Beethoven always said, the piano is better played without a shirt.

I don’t get why girls think animal print is sexy, it isn’t.

I don’t get why girls think animal print is sexy, it isn’t.

Check out my sweet new makeup I just bought.

Check out my sweet new makeup I just bought.

Wearing flowers in your hair makes you less of a slut, proven fact.

Wearing flowers in your hair makes you less of a slut, proven fact.

This is a hot pink example of why Yogashorts > Yogapants.

This is a hot pink example of why Yogashorts > Yogapants.

Hair is used as a frame, in this case it isn’t framing the face.

Hair is used as a frame, in this case it isn’t framing the face.