Norse is the best religion.
Someone take out a bounty on me quickly.
(Source: femaleboner, via lustfulpride)
Join the dark side they said, we have cookies they said. Nothing about the terrible parking.
She is going to get shot in the belly, that’s where all the good organs are!
If i ever had doubts about joining the dark side they are all gone.
(Source: lacieswonderland, via newdukeofyork)
I wonder if she deep-Thumms.
I’m okay with being blasted now.
Quite classy.
Man I thought I got my mom to burn this picture of me, those straps do not match.
(Source: airows, via ohsheeshitsdavid)
