Norse is the best religion.

Norse is the best religion.

Someone take out a bounty on me quickly.

Someone take out a bounty on me quickly.

(Source: femaleboner, via lustfulpride)

Join the dark side they said, we have cookies they said. Nothing about the terrible parking.

Join the dark side they said, we have cookies they said. Nothing about the terrible parking.

She is going to get shot in the belly, that’s where all the good organs are!

She is going to get shot in the belly, that’s where all the good organs are!

And they said my peoples religion was silly.

And they said my peoples religion was silly.

(Source: defranco, via onedirtymother)

If i ever had doubts about joining the dark side they are all gone.

If i ever had doubts about joining the dark side they are all gone.

(Source: lacieintheskywithdiamonds, via newdukeofyork)

I now understand why there are so many Storm Troopers.

I now understand why there are so many Storm Troopers.

I wonder if she deep-Thumms.

I wonder if she deep-Thumms.

I’m okay with being blasted now.

I’m okay with being blasted now.

This is why I wanted to join the air force.

This is why I wanted to join the air force.

Quite classy.

Quite classy.

Nords are the master race.

Nords are the master race.

Time to shoot some freedom at people.

Time to shoot some freedom at people.

Man I thought I got my mom to burn this picture of me, those straps do not match.

Man I thought I got my mom to burn this picture of me, those straps do not match.

(Source: airows, via ohsheeshitsdavid)

I’m here for my bounty. 

I’m here for my bounty. 

(Source: kyleefett, via kyouinoheya)