That is a grip that is going to result in a drop of an overpriced electrical product. 

That is a grip that is going to result in a drop of an overpriced electrical product. 

That’s gonna leave weird tan lines.

That’s gonna leave weird tan lines.

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So are you only allowed to buy clothes like this when you’re fit? I’ve never seen a fat person in this kinda stuff. Are there fashion laws?

So are you only allowed to buy clothes like this when you’re fit? I’ve never seen a fat person in this kinda stuff. Are there fashion laws?

I wonder how close i can get before my dick gets cut off.

I wonder how close i can get before my dick gets cut off.

(Source: groteleur, via erokamen)

Yes I was looking at your tits, why else did you undo that button while we were talking?

Yes I was looking at your tits, why else did you undo that button while we were talking?

(Source: panties69, via josey65)

I wonder if she still plays with her cars.

I wonder if she still plays with her cars.

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I didn’t know women could be weaponize-able.

I didn’t know women could be weaponize-able.

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Striped panties are best panties.

Striped panties are best panties.

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You don’t need a shirt to cover your boobs if you have long enough hair in the winter.

You don’t need a shirt to cover your boobs if you have long enough hair in the winter.

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Come on what is the derivative of y = 2x? You can do it.

Come on what is the derivative of y = 2x? You can do it.

(Source: sexyandavailable, via touhey1119)

Does furniture come in the same pattern, it’s awesome.

Does furniture come in the same pattern, it’s awesome.

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Ah I get it, she likes mexican food.

Ah I get it, she likes mexican food.

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I’ve been a naughty boy?

I’ve been a naughty boy?

(Source: allkman, via touhey1119)

100% pure bimbo, and silicon.

100% pure bimbo, and silicon.

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Why are nip slips seen as less erotic?

Why are nip slips seen as less erotic?

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