I’ll take two of each. 

I’ll take two of each. 

(Source: ajasin, via kilakthedestroyer)

My favourite part about this picture is that she’s hot.

My favourite part about this picture is that she’s hot.

This is why I’m afraid to make out with women. 

This is why I’m afraid to make out with women. 

Fire boobs are actually a turn off of mine.

Fire boobs are actually a turn off of mine.

I hope she strip searches me.

I hope she strip searches me.

Terrible trigger discipline 

Terrible trigger discipline 

So you’re telling me there is more than one kind of sucking?

So you’re telling me there is more than one kind of sucking?

There is something exotic about simplicity.

There is something exotic about simplicity.

(Source: darkandchaos, via me-andthe-dragon-deactivated201)

onedirtymother:

Smallest jacket ever

I’ve seen smaller …not sure if it was technically a jacket though.

onedirtymother:

Smallest jacket ever

I’ve seen smaller …not sure if it was technically a jacket though.

I’ll take two …of each.

I’ll take two …of each.

(Source: ajasin, via egalitarianchocolate)

The couple that nerds together, stays together.

The couple that nerds together, stays together.

If it isn’t spandex it has to be leather just some weird rule i hear.

If it isn’t spandex it has to be leather just some weird rule i hear.

I’m willing to risk it.

I’m willing to risk it.

That isn’t how you wear a tie …or do proper lighting. 

That isn’t how you wear a tie …or do proper lighting. 

I like the bow instead of a tie, I think I’ll wear one to my next meeting.

I like the bow instead of a tie, I think I’ll wear one to my next meeting.