She isn’t going to get any proper cleaning done with that little water.

She isn’t going to get any proper cleaning done with that little water.

I like bums.

I like bums.

I think women just lounge around in thigh highs when alone all day, I do not wish this thought to be rebuked. 

I think women just lounge around in thigh highs when alone all day, I do not wish this thought to be rebuked. 

People do weird things while high, luckily this is not one of those times.

People do weird things while high, luckily this is not one of those times.

Don’t you hate it when you make it all the way to the office before realizing you forgot a shirt?

Don’t you hate it when you make it all the way to the office before realizing you forgot a shirt?

Who says you need to leave your house to see great bums under water?

Who says you need to leave your house to see great bums under water?

Sometimes bargain bin jeans are there for a reason.

Sometimes bargain bin jeans are there for a reason.

Buttons are for ugly girls.

Buttons are for ugly girls.

Who sleeps with a watch on?

Who sleeps with a watch on?

So this is why people by those stupid hats.

So this is why people by those stupid hats.

Women can get away with so many more things than a man can.

Women can get away with so many more things than a man can.

(Source: sexypsycho, via lustfulpride)

Why girls aren’t always dressed like this baffles me.

Why girls aren’t always dressed like this baffles me.

(Source: fyeahzettairyouiki, via egalitarianchocolate)

Waking up to this site is ether extremely good or extremely bad.

Waking up to this site is ether extremely good or extremely bad.

Wearing a garter belt without stockings seems kind of pointless to me.

Wearing a garter belt without stockings seems kind of pointless to me.

This is proper shopping attire. 

This is proper shopping attire.