The new barbie smell is all gone, she smells like she has spent a few nights asleep in a gutter.

The new barbie smell is all gone, she smells like she has spent a few nights asleep in a gutter.

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Nothing says financial stability like pink sparkle heels

Nothing says financial stability like pink sparkle heels

(Source: yesssbitchh, via i-hate-the-beach)

I like my coffee mug to have the same stripe scheme as my panties

I like my coffee mug to have the same stripe scheme as my panties

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Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture

Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture

(Source: sexydressfashion)

Always match your shoes to your laptop 

Always match your shoes to your laptopĀ 

(Source: legsandhighheels)

saying ill lick all the bubbles off of you may seem sexy, but it really isn’t

saying ill lick all the bubbles off of you may seem sexy, but it really isn’t

(Source: tokyopandaclub, via cancersloth)

Not sure what I like more her or the chair

Not sure what I like more her or the chair

(Source: legsandhighheels)

Those are some really shiny floors

Those are some really shiny floors

(Source: sexydressfashion, via sexydressfashion)

Those are not handles silly female ….well not handles for you.

Those are not handles silly female ….well not handles for you.

(via the-b-train)

Cant take a bath without water silly female.

Cant take a bath without water silly female.

(Source: hogtiedbabes, via cumkittycat)

I should travel on trains more

I should travel on trains more

Exercise is important ladies

Exercise is important ladies

Tea and blue leggings, the start of a good morning

Tea and blue leggings, the start of a good morning

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Food tastes better if you get it with less clothes. This is why nude hunting is popular.

Food tastes better if you get it with less clothes. This is why nude hunting is popular.

(Source: fuckoria, via jerseydaddyandlittleprincess)

Damn i want a ruler that is also a penis. Soooo many uses

Damn i want a ruler that is also a penis. Soooo many uses

(Source: sexydressfashion)