Damn i want a ruler that is also a penis. Soooo many uses

Damn i want a ruler that is also a penis. Soooo many uses

(Source: legsofheaven)

at what point does a line become stripes?

at what point does a line become stripes?

(Source: arkidangelz, via worshipbarbie)

Butt splinters suck

Butt splinters suck

(Source: thewomeninmydreams, via inadequatepenis)

I love it when you contrast the furniture, gets me all fired up.

I love it when you contrast the furniture, gets me all fired up.

(Source: legsofheaven, via brunette-bimbos)

Running shoes look weird

Running shoes look weird

(Source: oh-my-legging, via aphotographofyouandiyo)

It must be cold she is wearing two pairs of fisnnet stockings and some white thigh highs

It must be cold she is wearing two pairs of fisnnet stockings and some white thigh highs

(Source: socks-stockings-girls, via its-a-kitten)

I find cleavage to be the best place to hold many things including glasses.

I find cleavage to be the best place to hold many things including glasses.

(Source: legspassionata, via jerseydaddyandlittleprincess)

Hearts, a Union Jack, and two beds pushed together? Sounds like a lovely evening to watch movies.

Hearts, a Union Jack, and two beds pushed together? Sounds like a lovely evening to watch movies.

(Source: jyunf)

At which point do tattoos count as not being naked?

At which point do tattoos count as not being naked?

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

I don’t think she is going to agree to the costume party

I don’t think she is going to agree to the costume party

(Source: , via the-b-train)

Pants are never needed if you wear the same socks every day.

Pants are never needed if you wear the same socks every day.

(Source: masterofmalpka, via realisticbimbo)

Always look out for wet paint.

Always look out for wet paint.

(via thesexualrelease)

Harmony has been achieved this day through a ladies legs.

Harmony has been achieved this day through a ladies legs.

(Source: socks-stockings-girls, via satanicbarbiedoll)

Sparkle lets increase learning by 12.4% says boner based study.

Sparkle lets increase learning by 12.4% says boner based study.

(via hentaikon-deactivated20140710)

Christian women are getting more and more attractive.

Christian women are getting more and more attractive.

(Source: jyunf)