I like my coffee mug to have the same stripe scheme as my panties
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Because I am good at Maths I can deduce that there are an even number of shoes in this picture
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Always match your shoes to your laptop
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saying ill lick all the bubbles off of you may seem sexy, but it really isn’t
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Not sure what I like more her or the chair
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Those are some really shiny floors
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Those are not handles silly female ….well not handles for you.
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Cant take a bath without water silly female.
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I should travel on trains more
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Exercise is important ladies
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Tea and blue leggings, the start of a good morning
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Food tastes better if you get it with less clothes. This is why nude hunting is popular.
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Damn i want a ruler that is also a penis. Soooo many uses
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at what point does a line become stripes?
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Butt splinters suck
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The silly thoughts that enter my head when gazing upon attractiveness.
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