So that i show AMD makes such fast computer parts, they are powered by boners

So that i show AMD makes such fast computer parts, they are powered by boners

(Source: steamguy)

You have  much more colourful closet than I do

You have  much more colourful closet than I do

(via the-b-train)

So did you find my contacts yet?

So did you find my contacts yet?

(Source: jyunf)

When females get confused sometimes they rip off their dresses.

When females get confused sometimes they rip off their dresses.

(via thesexualrelease)

Hot, the literal and physical.

Hot, the literal and physical.

(Source: naughty-butt-nice)

Chairs are not the first thing nor the last thing taught in model school.

Chairs are not the first thing nor the last thing taught in model school.

(Source: eroticsets2012, via nit3krawlr)

You know you’re hot when you check yourself out in the mirror.

You know you’re hot when you check yourself out in the mirror.

(Source: 2hot2hot2, via the-b-train)

What do you mean the fur isn’t real?

What do you mean the fur isn’t real?

(Source: jyunf)

What a shocking wall.

What a shocking wall.

(Source: jyunf)

I like to call this the serious stretch.

I like to call this the serious stretch.

(Source: jyunf)

You have some weird lookin’ nipples, but who am I to judge.

You have some weird lookin’ nipples, but who am I to judge.

(Source: dare-master, via hentaikon-deactivated20140710)

Don’t forget to bring your swim jacket to the pool you’re not going to go swimming in.

Don’t forget to bring your swim jacket to the pool you’re not going to go swimming in.

(Source: lawrencenation, via danc3tillidie)

Normally women are not this fuzzy.

Normally women are not this fuzzy.

(via jiggajam)

I like my models to be citrics flavoured.

I like my models to be citrics flavoured.

(via kuopie)

I bet that bed isn’t even comfortable.

I bet that bed isn’t even comfortable.

(Source: simply-stockings)