I think I’m going to use my Physics degree to become a teacher….

I think I’m going to use my Physics degree to become a teacher….

(via onedirtymother)

I don’t remember girls at my school wearing those kind of heels….

I don’t remember girls at my school wearing those kind of heels….

They have no idea how hard it is to get marker off do they?

They have no idea how hard it is to get marker off do they?

I see they are taking out the trash.

I see they are taking out the trash.

More girls should rollerskating in skirts I feel.

More girls should rollerskating in skirts I feel.

I thought that lantern was a propane tank or something.

I thought that lantern was a propane tank or something.

Tutoring her would be a nightmare if she never had sex with you.

Tutoring her would be a nightmare if she never had sex with you.

You’ve heard of micro skirts …meet nano.

You’ve heard of micro skirts …meet nano.

Skirtception.

Skirtception.

That is a weird looking belly button….

That is a weird looking belly button….