I hear apples make you fat.

I hear apples make you fat.

(Source: groteleur, via hentaikon-deactivated20140710)

It is also important to match your lingerie to your skin.

It is also important to match your lingerie to your skin.

(Source: pandacum, via noia-calenta)

I bet she likes red things.

I bet she likes red things.

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If your coat is warm enough you don’t need clothes.

If your coat is warm enough you don’t need clothes.

(Source: theguccislut, via sirsplayground)

That hair, must have cost a few blowjobs

That hair, must have cost a few blowjobs

(Source: roteschwalbe, via sirsplayground)

Garters without thigh highs, poor form. but shoes in the background is kinda makin’ up for it.

Garters without thigh highs, poor form. but shoes in the background is kinda makin’ up for it.

Finally someone who agrees the heart is in the belly button. 

Finally someone who agrees the heart is in the belly button. 

idk why but these shoes are so adorable, or its just her butt.

idk why but these shoes are so adorable, or its just her butt.

The apartment across the way is loving the view right now.

The apartment across the way is loving the view right now.

I wonder if I use an eraser on her if she’ll actually disappear 

I wonder if I use an eraser on her if she’ll actually disappear¬†

oh god look out something that isn’t white.

oh god look out something that isn’t white.

I wonder whos bra that is.

I wonder whos bra that is.

I have the same look on my face.

I have the same look on my face.

(via ourtangledbones-deactivated2012)

Oh my god she only has one eye …the rare sexy cyclops.

Oh my god she only has one eye …the rare sexy cyclops.

(Source: tristannj, via fairy-penguin-princess)

Redheads are amazing.

Redheads are amazing.

(via 4rcanetorrent)