She isn’t going to get any proper cleaning done with that little water.

She isn’t going to get any proper cleaning done with that little water.

I don’t think those are proper bikini bottoms…..

I don’t think those are proper bikini bottoms…..

Many people have been injured due to lack of signage. 

Many people have been injured due to lack of signage. 

I hate it when my pun is already on the picture.

I hate it when my pun is already on the picture.

Someone took a picture of my fantasy. 

Someone took a picture of my fantasy. 

Her bra is measuring heart beat.

Her bra is measuring heart beat.

Everyone hates waking up in the morning wearing sexy lingerie.

Everyone hates waking up in the morning wearing sexy lingerie.

I like bums.

I like bums.

People do weird things while high, luckily this is not one of those times.

People do weird things while high, luckily this is not one of those times.

The most impractical phone case ever.

The most impractical phone case ever.

This is the proper technique of how to rip someones heart out with your bare hands. It would be easier of course if you had bear hands.

This is the proper technique of how to rip someones heart out with your bare hands. It would be easier of course if you had bear hands.

Sometimes bargain bin jeans are there for a reason.

Sometimes bargain bin jeans are there for a reason.

I think I should start to grow a beard, a full body beard.

I think I should start to grow a beard, a full body beard.

Now that she is awake my chances of the sex are extremely diminished. 

Now that she is awake my chances of the sex are extremely diminished. 

I do believe that is not the proper way to play Snooker but I’ll allow it.

I do believe that is not the proper way to play Snooker but I’ll allow it.