So many fetishes so little time.

So many fetishes so little time.

What a fancy school, they have white boards.

What a fancy school, they have white boards.

(Source: onedirtymother)

I really doubt she has any idea of what that board is talking about ..and nether do I.

I really doubt she has any idea of what that board is talking about ..and nether do I.

I wonder where she got that cool button.

I wonder where she got that cool button.

I’d like to purchase whatever they are selling and then teach them maths.

I’d like to purchase whatever they are selling and then teach them maths.

The flapping of the skirt is a females way of drawing male attention. 

The flapping of the skirt is a females way of drawing male attention. 

Sexiest dog catcher in town.

Sexiest dog catcher in town.

That’s an odd place to store a guitar.

That’s an odd place to store a guitar.

I wish I was fat …or #11 not sure.

I wish I was fat …or #11 not sure.

Those trees don’t even make cherry’s! A total lie.

Those trees don’t even make cherry’s! A total lie.

I don’t remember socks tasting that good. 

I don’t remember socks tasting that good. 

I hope they aren’t in the middle of a suicide pact. 

I hope they aren’t in the middle of a suicide pact. 

This is why I like to stand behind a girl who curtsies. 

This is why I like to stand behind a girl who curtsies. 

Always make sure to check if you have boobs if you are wearing a skirt that short.

Always make sure to check if you have boobs if you are wearing a skirt that short.