People do weird things while high, luckily this is not one of those times.

People do weird things while high, luckily this is not one of those times.

Star Wars brings all the babes to the car show.

Star Wars brings all the babes to the car show.

Buttons are for ugly girls.

Buttons are for ugly girls.

This is a very impractical way to undress.

This is a very impractical way to undress.

I love the beach… actually I love wind.

I love the beach… actually I love wind.

This is even better than Superman and Batman actually kissing.

This is even better than Superman and Batman actually kissing.

Being attractive is not hard if you have access to the proper clothing.

Being attractive is not hard if you have access to the proper clothing.

This is why product placement is important.

This is why product placement is important.

Nothing as terrible as I would.

Nothing as terrible as I would.

And now to date a farmer’s daughter.

And now to date a farmer’s daughter.

“HAHAHHA I just farted and no one is ever going to know” 

“HAHAHHA I just farted and no one is ever going to know” 

I am totally paying attention to what she is saying. 

I am totally paying attention to what she is saying. 

Check out her sweet new shirt!

Check out her sweet new shirt!

This is how to get good tips ladies. 

This is how to get good tips ladies. 

I love the taste of disco balls.

I love the taste of disco balls.

(Source: kilakthedestroyer)