Buttons are for ugly girls.

Buttons are for ugly girls.

Underarmour is one of my favourite companies even though I don’t play sports ever.

Underarmour is one of my favourite companies even though I don’t play sports ever.

Waking up to this site is ether extremely good or extremely bad.

Waking up to this site is ether extremely good or extremely bad.

This is a guide I use to make sure I am looking at a girl and not a dude, you’d be surprised how often I make that mistake.

This is a guide I use to make sure I am looking at a girl and not a dude, you’d be surprised how often I make that mistake.

Man she has a fuzzy room.

Man she has a fuzzy room.

And now to date a farmer’s daughter.

And now to date a farmer’s daughter.

Jeans are not meant to be buttoned in shorts form.

Jeans are not meant to be buttoned in shorts form.

I believe the tape measure says “You’re hot now go have sex with a guy that can do maths”

I believe the tape measure says “You’re hot now go have sex with a guy that can do maths”

Who would wear a belt with that?

Who would wear a belt with that?

I like it when the check marks face the same direction it saves my OCD.

I like it when the check marks face the same direction it saves my OCD.

Is that one of those doors that you can push in both directions?

Is that one of those doors that you can push in both directions?

Thumbs up for giving guys boners.

Thumbs up for giving guys boners.

That hand bag really pulls this outfit together.

That hand bag really pulls this outfit together.

Her head is a valentine my god!

Her head is a valentine my god!

The only reason I kind of like Dolphin, their shorts.

The only reason I kind of like Dolphin, their shorts.