Don’t you hate it when you make it all the way to the office before realizing you forgot a shirt?
Two of my favourite things, Chainsaws and Lolipops
So many fetishes so little time.
Why girls aren’t always dressed like this baffles me.
(Source: fyeahzettairyouiki, via egalitarianchocolate)
This is a guide I use to make sure I am looking at a girl and not a dude, you’d be surprised how often I make that mistake.
I like the new school uniforms, time to apply for a to a teachers college.
And now to find this porno….
(Source: blinkingsods, via onedirtymother)
That’s what happens when you forget your gym clothes.
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There seems to be a traffic jam downtown…
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This got good quickly.
When I turn into a zombie I would like to be killed by a girl this hot or hotter.
Every guy in her class is going to fail, and it actually won’t be their fault.
Wearing a skirt on a roof is exhausting work.
Ether she set up a tripod in a bathtub which is funny, or there is a person standing in a bathtub which is hilarious.
Man it would really suck if those light bulbs burnt out.
