I knew I liked winter for a reason.

I knew I liked winter for a reason.

Historically inaccurate elves. 

Historically inaccurate elves. 

(via proudfucktoy)

I really doubt you found that on any tree out here.

I really doubt you found that on any tree out here.

(via chicasalnatural)

Knowing where all the naughty girls are has turned Santa into the best pimp to walk the earth.

Knowing where all the naughty girls are has turned Santa into the best pimp to walk the earth.

(Source: jjfmatsu, via touhey1119)

Where are her arms?

Where are her arms?

Colourful hair means a bland bow, bland hair means a colourful bow.

Colourful hair means a bland bow, bland hair means a colourful bow.

(via toomuchbloodinmycaffeinesystem-)

Christmas is the best holiday for a reason, Mithras!

Christmas is the best holiday for a reason, Mithras!

You can still be sexy in winter clothing.

You can still be sexy in winter clothing.

(Source: hydrotoxicity, via kyouinoheya)

It isn’t rubber boat season yet.

It isn’t rubber boat season yet.

Lucky snowman.

Lucky snowman.

(via ohsheeshitsdavid)

Second weakest force in the universe, but pretty damn cool looking.

Second weakest force in the universe, but pretty damn cool looking.

rainbow445374:

P90

8-bit camo so games past the 90’s cant see you coming. 

rainbow445374:

P90

8-bit camo so games past the 90’s cant see you coming. 

(via maketotaldestroyx)

All I could ever hope for in a woman.

All I could ever hope for in a woman.