Stars belong in the sky not on chests.

Stars belong in the sky not on chests.

How many coins does it cost to spend a night with her playing Super Mario Bros?

How many coins does it cost to spend a night with her playing Super Mario Bros?

(via cosplayerbeauties)

Late show swag bag, only reason to get famous.

Late show swag bag, only reason to get famous.

This looks highly edited if not we have found an angel and the bible is true. I’m both afraid and happy of both outcomes. 

This looks highly edited if not we have found an angel and the bible is true. I’m both afraid and happy of both outcomes. 

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Today is a good day to be a nerd.

Today is a good day to be a nerd.

That is a nice painting, I like the frame.

That is a nice painting, I like the frame.

This is what I would consider the perfect date.

This is what I would consider the perfect date.

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I think the reason people become astronaut is so they have a chance to wake up to a sight like this in the morning.

I think the reason people become astronaut is so they have a chance to wake up to a sight like this in the morning.

I now understand the zero suit.

I now understand the zero suit.

Not all porn stars are husks of skin.

Not all porn stars are husks of skin.

The Beatles didn’t have their own plane but I think they did just fine without it

The Beatles didn’t have their own plane but I think they did just fine without it

Angles and mirrors go together like cream and cheese

Angles and mirrors go together like cream and cheese

One of the more beautiful births in the universe.

One of the more beautiful births in the universe.

I’ve never wanted to be a gate before.

I’ve never wanted to be a gate before.

The sun is such a beautifully destructive thing.

The sun is such a beautifully destructive thing.