Everyone hates waking up in the morning wearing sexy lingerie.
I think women just lounge around in thigh highs when alone all day, I do not wish this thought to be rebuked.
Don’t you hate it when you make it all the way to the office before realizing you forgot a shirt?
The most impractical phone case ever.
This is the proper technique of how to rip someones heart out with your bare hands. It would be easier of course if you had bear hands.
No wonder that guy didn’t want to kill her.
I think I should start to grow a beard, a full body beard.
The fish tail was always a turnoff to me.
Two of my favourite things, Chainsaws and Lolipops
So many fetishes so little time.
Sun rises make girls so much more attractive. Mainly because i’m really tired and can’t see well.
(via lustfulpride)
Attractiveness travels quicker than light, which explains why there is no colour.
(Source: panikfaze, via egalitarianchocolate)
Why girls aren’t always dressed like this baffles me.
(Source: fyeahzettairyouiki, via egalitarianchocolate)
Those are some very nice thigh highs, I might even wear them if left alone in a room with them.
I don’t understand how police have a hard time figuring out who the hookers are…
