If I was a girl I would always look like this, as in with my head looking at my boobs and causing extreme damage to my neck in the process.

If I was a girl I would always look like this, as in with my head looking at my boobs and causing extreme damage to my neck in the process.

The only reason and sport I watch at the Olympics.

The only reason and sport I watch at the Olympics.

This is called the “Yeah I work out, someone notice me” pose.

This is called the “Yeah I work out, someone notice me” pose.

She should make her bed, her mom would be furious over that. 

She should make her bed, her mom would be furious over that. 

I now am going to watch the Olympics. 

I now am going to watch the Olympics. 

If you match your clothes that means you don’t have to close your drawers. 

If you match your clothes that means you don’t have to close your drawers. 

At least she can focus a camera, next time she should get her head in the frame. 

At least she can focus a camera, next time she should get her head in the frame. 

Check out those hieroglyphics …oh wait they are just tiny people doing things.

Check out those hieroglyphics …oh wait they are just tiny people doing things.

Is that one of those doors that you can push in both directions?

Is that one of those doors that you can push in both directions?

Yummm …tea.

Yummm …tea.

I like Nike a lot more now.

I like Nike a lot more now.

I bet her purse weighs more.

I bet her purse weighs more.

Women in capes are sexy.

Women in capes are sexy.

(Source: kilakthedestroyer)

sexiest dance in the world.

sexiest dance in the world.

If it’s raining she should put on more clothes to battle the effects of hypothermia.

If it’s raining she should put on more clothes to battle the effects of hypothermia.

(Source: panties0n, via lustfulpride)