Who needs stockings when you can just tattoo the bows right on?

Who needs stockings when you can just tattoo the bows right on?

(via the--lonely--dreamer)

I believe this is called the ‘Reverse Sassy’ pose in photographer terms.

I believe this is called the ‘Reverse Sassy’ pose in photographer terms.

She better be careful, the AC/DC converter on that power cord can get very hot.

She better be careful, the AC/DC converter on that power cord can get very hot.

I see London! ….I think.

I see London! ….I think.

My next girlfriend is required to have a pair of those.

My next girlfriend is required to have a pair of those.

No panties is better than ripped panties.

No panties is better than ripped panties.

That’s an odd way to check the time.

That’s an odd way to check the time.

Oh god those flowers look like they are beyond rescue.

Oh god those flowers look like they are beyond rescue.

Whenever i see ‘as seen on’ I think of Troy Mcclure.

Whenever i see ‘as seen on’ I think of Troy Mcclure.

I hope they aren’t in the middle of a suicide pact. 

I hope they aren’t in the middle of a suicide pact. 

My study group looked nothing like this …damn Physics not attracting women.

My study group looked nothing like this …damn Physics not attracting women.

I think head bands look stupid.

I think head bands look stupid.

That is sexy and terrifying at the same time.

That is sexy and terrifying at the same time.